Dear Fuck Heads

Dear Fuck Heads,

Also known as douche bags, ass holes and ass hats. Maybe it's the fog and maybe it's my general mood today but I feel the need to release a bit of vitriol to clear my head. So in no particular order but with equal venom I give you this:

A merge lane on the highway means get up to the speed of traffic and ease your way into it. It is not the end of a road where you stop and wait for an opening. Learn to drive. Or you morons that skirt outside on the shoulder to move up five spots in some sort of NASCAR wet dream...you are the reason accidents happen. Learn to drive. You fucks on the bicycles that can't make your mind up if you are a car or a pedestrian....I swear I'm this close to popping open a door on you next time you rush by me on the inside instead of sitting at the red light like the rest of us. And you fuckers in the douche bag trucks that feel you own the road. You don't and your dick is still small.

To all of you that think the only way up is by stepping on people as a way of lifting yourself to the top of the heap, well...karma is a bitch. Respect garners respect and when you can't bring yourself to show even the most modest bits of it you are a douche. I have seen too many times in this business and the world at large people thinking that the way forward is right over someone, that may be the case in football but when people's livelihoods are at stake...well, don't come crying to me when shit starts hitting your fan.

As a sub set of that category, the ungrateful deserve a special mention. Is it really so hard to say thank you and show real appreciation for what people do for you? Be it trivial or substantial a simple heart felt thank you goes a long way. If you can't understand that you should really climb back into the hole from whence you came...take that as you wish.

Can you see I'm getting closer to the magical 50? Filers, such as they are, falling away.

A special shout out to liars of all stripes. Were you distracted by a bumblebee when your parents told you not to lie? Here's my general rule for life....do it, if you screwed up, own it. End of story. Don't pass the buck and don't lie about it. I'm not saying I haven't lied but it certainly isn't habitual with me. Most people I know would say that I'm a pretty honest guy...unlike some people you will never be able to trust because you know they lie to you. Fuck em I say.

Zealots of all kinds but especially religious ones. You really do irk me in your fervent belief that your beliefs are more important than mine or anyone else. A big fat throat punch to those of the world that would use their faith as a reason for marginalizing someone else. I may not be smart but I'm not stupid, you know...I'm pretty sure whatever god you believe in didn't mean for you to fuck someone else over in his or her name. Fuck you and your flock. It was particularly nauseating to see Drumph stand by his latest executive order declaring that the assault on peoples religious freedom is at an end. Unless of course if you're Muslim. Correct me if I'm wrong but the assault has been more clearly targeted on people who are free from religion when it comes to the GOP and their base. This order is nothing more than an attempt by the Republicans to get more money from their base. Nothing more and I wouldn't be surprised at all if it came out that this new health care bill getting through congress was a direct result of Drumph signing that disgusting order.

Republicans....just fuck off. Actually, most politicians that fall into the lying douche bag category can go fuck themselves.

Drumph....you orange tinged piece of shit. You and all like you...your ilk if you will. You bamboozled morons that think you're really in it for them. Truly you are the head fuck head, a true dick faced sorry excuse for a human being much less the president of that messed up country. Insert shit emoji here.

I could go on but I feel better already so that's all for today.

Ciao
D